Helping You Become Addicted

There are many things in life that you can become addicted to. Cigarettes, sex, prescription medications, drugs, alcohol, you name it and there will be an addiction to it. Have you ever wondered how a person chooses which one to become addicted to? Is it ease of addiction? Is it availability? Maybe it's cost? Whatever it may be, the process of choosing an addiction that will promote a healthier and more enriched lifestyle, should never be difficult. If you're one of the few who ARE having a hard time deciding on an addiction, you have come to the right place. So, relax. Kick off your shoes and let's talk about the easiest way to become addicted to nicotine. Be warned however, by the end of this discussion you'll be itching to re-lace your shoes to go and have your first drag.
Let us start at the beginning, "why cigarettes"? Cigarettes contain a substance known as nicotine, the very substance that your body needs in order to operate at maximum efficiency. Think of nicotine as food for your body. The more you feed it, the healthier and more dependent you will become. Remember, the goal here is to promote dependancy. The more dependant your body and mind become on nicotine, the easier you will become addicted. It has been reported that nicotine is the next best thing to sugar, in the sense that it is the hardest habit to kick. Luckily for you, we have an amazing tobacco industry that ensures your addiction to nicotine. They have created for YOU, the easiest way to upload nicotine into your system, cigarettes.
Now that you understand why you need a cigarette, the next step is easy: getting one. Cigarettes are offered nearly everywhere you go--the market, liquor stores, gas stations, random strangers, on the ground, etc., so finding one is not going to be hard. However, the best place to pickup your first pack is the liquor store, as there is one on nearly every corner. When you enter the liquor store and gaze at all the varieties of cigarettes, try not to get lost in the many possibilites. Yes, they will all help you reach addiction, but just as a baby learns how to walk by crawling, you must also follow similar procedures. Once more, thanks to the tobacco industry, they have broken down this process and made it easy for you. Basically, there are three stages: beginner, intermediate, and advanced. Applying these stages to cigarettes, you have lights, mediums and reds. The difference between the three is the level of nicotine. Remember, your body needs nicotine, so the faster you reach stage three the better off you will be. As you progress to reds, you might notice that your trips to the liquor store are becoming more frequent. If so, consider purchasing a carton of smokes rather than a pack. You will find this transition more cost effective and less detrimental to your gas tank and wallet.
Congratulations! Now you know why you need nicotine, where to get it, and how to start! Please, don't waste anymore time contemplating going to the store to make a purchase. Time is only getting shorter for you, so don't waste it! Buy a pack!


Note:
• SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Smoking Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, and May Complicate Pregnancy.
• SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Quitting Smoking Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health.
• SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Smoking by Pregnant Women May Result in Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, and Low Birth Weight.
• SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Cigarette Smoke Contains Carbon Monoxide.